Eating Away The Pain Alternative: Romantic IMprov Haiku

He offered to change/
her life. Don’t eat Doritos;/
munch on Davidos.

Beauty’s Vision: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Every vision of/
her beauty makes my stomach /
capture butterflies.

His beautiful words/
were inspired by her inner/
and outer beauty.

He often wondered/
if he would ever have the/
thrill of thrilling her.

There are times when the/
chance of a lifetime appears/
and we yawn* through it.

OR
*sleep

I know you’re busy./
So am I. But we’re both smart./
We should at least try.

I don’t care if she/
dries her clothes on a rack ‘cuz/
her Maytag’s busted.

Instead of wond’ring/
when sex will happen for you,/
make love all the time.

“Are you a lover?”/
Her question caught me off guard./
Will she make me one?

She is content with/
her life, but I want to make/
her discontented.