How She Could Propose: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

Were she to propose/
to me with verses tawdry,/
I’d accept quickly.

The Romantic Of Words: Romantic IMprov Haiku

She said I’d reject/
text proposals, but what’s more/
romantic than words?

I hoisted a glass/
of frothy red juice toward/
the West, her saucy.
OR
I hoisted a glass/
of frothy red juice westward,/
t’ward her fieriness.

At what point does his/
flattering persistence turn/
to obnoxiousness?

Die tiefe Frage/
ist, ob man wirklich auf Deutsch/
Romantisch sein kann.

I think some women/
take selfies to remind men/
what beauty looks like.

He wished he could speak/
whispers to her and turn her/
enough to join him.

I want to write poems/
to her whom I danced with, but/
she’s knee-deep elsewhere

She wants poems from me/
but she’s in love with him. What’s/
wrong with this picture?

She knows she wants to /
drive with that top down guy with/
sunsets in his eyes.