Wishful Thinking: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Do you ever hear/
something wonderful happened/
and wish you were there?
OR
Do you ever have/
something wonderful happen/
and wish she was there?

Kindred Goof-offs Make Merry: Romantic IMprov Haiku

“Merry me!”, he said to/
she who was his kindred goof/
spirit. And they laughed.

She released me to /
divine chicken mole’ on/
iron balconies.

I shall practice being flirty,/
by writing glib poetry.
I’ll see if it works,/
this type of flirt./
What will females think of me?

I thought we were past/
being just Facebook friends. She/
has my phone number.

I’d not want to have/
the date of a lifetime, for/
what more could you get?
OR
I would never want/
to go on the date of a/
lifetime. What is left?

A man who bakes his/
love cookies to adorn her/
tiara, shows love.

May I write a new/
haiku for you? One that is/
not really? Again?

Romantic poets/
must be allowed their flights of/
fantasy* to live.
OR
… their *dreams and/
fantasies to live

What if the reason/
I want to meet her is not/
because of her face?