Why Not Why Instead Of Why Not?: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Why do we always/
look for why not instead of/
searching for the whys?

She Deserves More Than A Cartoon Compliment: Romantic IMprov Haiku

She deserves more than/
trite cartoon compliments, but/
mere words won’t suffice.

Love making in a/
marriage shouldn’t just be an /
event, but constant.

“I shall write her sweet/
poetry, tend her roses,/
and cook her herb’d eggs.”

Or:
“I shall write her sweet/
poetry, tend her garden,/
and pick her roses.”

Women claim they love men/
who make them laugh. Why am I/
not more popular?

I danced with the girl/
in yoga pants, and hoped for/
a chance to om her.

He dances.
He cooks.
He romances.
He looks
sharp in a tux,
but needs his et ux,
his uxor
to adore.
Just one
for fun.
No more.

She stared and smiled at/
me, eyes gleaming, thrilled to meet,/
until I stood up.

“I am not really/
interested in dating”./
So I believed her.

Confused /
by femme attitudes,/
I soon knew/
I must face the task/
and ask/
a desired woman/
a difficult question.

Thinking twice,/
I sought advice/
from a female friend./
She looked at me, and then/
She queried, soft and slow: /
“Why ask me? You are Cyrano.”

And I recalled there’s always room/
for another white plume.