I fixed our bench swing.
Now we can sit together
and look at our phones.
Category Archives: Romantic IMprov Poetry
She’s Learning, I’m Lonely: Haiku Lament
She’s learning. That’s good
for her. I’m left out and so
lonely. Bad for us.
Why I’m Here Or Not: Haiku Lament
There are thousands of/
books and podcasts to hear, but/
that’s not why I’M here.
No Invite, No Wait, Alone: Haiku
Don’t invite me, and
don’t wait for me, chances are
we’ll both be alone.
Not You Oasis: Haiku Lament
When she has her own
Oasis and it’s not you,
No Pillow Talk: Haiku Lament
Another man’s voice
droans through her headphones. There’s no
time for pillow talk.
Non-read Response = Nothing to Say: Iambic IM Poem Lament
She’s got nothin’ to say.
In my loneliness I can tell,
I’m under her spell,
But her checkmark is grey.*
[*Facebook instant messenger has a blue check when the message is read, a grey check when it hasn’t been read.]
Which Way: Late Night Romantic IMprov Haiku
Late at night I find/
myself wondering which path/
to take to reach her.
Hard To Work: Romantic IMprov Haiku
One should not be in/
love, in the next room, playing/
romantic music.
How My Labor of Love is Lost: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Introduce your love/
to Shakespeare with care! Pick plays/
sans pedantic speech.