Can anyone/
actually/
be/
“Too fun”?!
Category Archives: Romantic Email Poem
Waiting For A Message: Romantic Email Haiku
She yearns to feel new/
message excitement. Do mine/
stir anticipa . . . ?
What Can My Writing Be? Romantic Email Poetry
Is my writing enough/
to win her love?/
I hope not.
But it could be a start/
on the pathway to her heart.
Flirts For A Southern Girl: Romantic Email Limericks
If I sing you a redneck song,/
will you put on your Daisy Dukes and sing along?/
If I write you a song about the moon in your eyes,/
will you giggle and act surprised?/
Or will you rebel yell: “That’s just all sorts of wrong?!?”
Followed by:
For you, a limerick.
Because, what the heck,
you probably get a gazillion emails asking about you.
But did you ever get a limerick written just pour vous?
So my email could be unique … or a train wreck.
Shrinking You Down: Romantic Email Haiku
Are you still too tall?/
Am I still too short? Can you/
grasp other talents?
Her Hesitancy: Romantic Email Rhyming Haiku
If I looked like an/
Adonis, would that make you/
be much less cautious?
What Happened? Romantic Email Quatrain Lament
There she was,/
and then she was gone./
“Why?” I asked. Said she:/
“You’re too much fun.”
Lack Of Response: Romantic Email Limerick
I left a message or two
For you.
Was there a response?
N0! Not once.
Now what should I do?
Worry When I Don’t Hear: Romantic Email Rhyming Haiku
Since I haven’t heard/
from you all day, I just hope/
that you are okay.
You’ll Get Many, But Few: Romantic Email Sonnet
You will get many flowers,
but few chocolate ice cream cones.
You will get many suitors,
but few you’ll want to take home.
You’ll get many earnest guys
who’ll woo you with sincere words.
You’ll get many zealous men
whose attentions you’ll quickly spurn.
You’ll get many ogglers
who will proclaim your beauty.
You’ll get men with no vocabulary
who will simply call you “cutie”.
But when these all have failed the test,
turn to me: the kindest, funniest, most sensative best.