She Didn’t, But Did: Romantic IMprov Haiku

She has pics of her/
old love. She didn’t intend/
to find me. Now what?!?

Twere It Me: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku

I see her deep pain./
I know how I would have been./
I’ll help grow her heart.

When she asks if I’m/
grooming others to replace/
her, it makes me puke.

Could she ever think/
I’m confused about my path?/
I’m not a player?

I’m not a playah./
Really. I’m too insecure./
I try to be nice.

It’s fantastic* when/
she says that, because of you,/
she can be herself.

*OR
*means so much
*moves to tears

When a woman says/
that you are a waste of her/
time, just believe her.

I found a necklace/
most will call irelephant./
She doesn’t think so.
OR
I found a necklace/
most would call irelephant./
I don’t think she will.

I love it when a/
woman’s profile says she’s a/
sapiophile. Smart!

When your heart truly/
is breaking, you can’t really/
write about it much.