At Least She’s Alive! Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Thank goodness for dumb/
texting mistakes or I would/
never hear from her.

Breaking The Silence Confusion: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She doesn’t write me/
for a month, and then wishes/
me to be happy?
OR
She is silent for a/
a month, and then wishes me/
Happy Father’s Day?

She texted me by/
mistake. It was just enough/
to make my heart break.

She was the mother/
of my Muse, but I’ve been the/
father of nothing.

When you eat dinner/
hiding from thumbnail moons, you/
know that* it still hurts.
OR
*feel how

She and her husband/
provide me inspiration:/
True love’s possible.

If I dream of her,/
how awesome she is, can I/
stay out of trouble?
OR
If I dream of her,/
and how awesome she is, will/
I get in trouble?

She used to call me/
names, but I liked them. They were/
all complement’ry.

You tell me to leave/
you alone, so I do. I/
don’t know what to say.

OR
She tells him to leave/
her alone, so he does. So/
now, what should he say?

She is wooing me/
beyond my capacity/
to hold back my heart.