Singing To A Slipper Of Glass: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I laughed that the prince/
sang to a glass slipper, but/
I totally would.

Don’t Argue. “Next!” — Romantic IMprov Free Verse Poem

When a woman says:/
“We don’t have much in common”,/
believe and accept her opinion./
Move on,/
(even if she’s wrong.)

She said she’d get back/
to me the next day. It’s been/
a week. Lesson learned.

Don’t sit under the/
apple tree… Because you’ll get /
covered with brown goop.

Beneath the Phantom’s/
chandelier, we created/
our own fantasy.

I came home with just/
one sock. I hope her mom or/
kids don’t find the mate.

Why ask what I want/
to do if you’re just going/
to do something else*?
OR

to do what you want?

He’s sad he can’t sneak/
down the long corridor and/
hug* her this early.

If you don’t ask, the/
answer’s always “No”. If you/
do, it still may be.

It’s like déjà vu/
because you keep thinking I/
say things which aren’t true.