Desired, Not Objectified: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

How do I make sure/
she won’t feel objectified,/
yet still feels desired?

Grab The Rebound: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

A rebound is a/
chance to get another chance/
at something you missed.

What does a creative guy have to do
to win the chance to go out with you?
Maybe not rhyme
all of the time?
Ok. I won’t! (That is, I’m through!)

She has decided/
to ignore me. How, then, can/
I send her a hug?

I offered to write/
a gift poem. She said I had./
I won’t pen again.

Dear Cupid:
This Valentine’s (Single Awareness) Day,/
Don’t let me be stupid.

Hold my fingers and tongue
so I won’t write or say
something dumb.

Oh. Wait.
Too late.
I already did.

Hey Cupid!
If you care,
do some repair.

Dreams arise quickly,/
cloud your mind and reason, then/
vanish just as fast.
(OR)
… then/
reality comes.

Facebook stalking
with no return gawking
is not worth
the deep mirth
and late-night walking.

When I was with her,/
my life was full of joy and/
fun. But now I’m not.

Flowers wilt and die./
Chocolate turns to *crud. Poem words/
immortalize you.

*Originally “crap”