I wonder if she/
even knows how much she fuels/
creativity.
OR
I wonder if she/
even knows how much she fuels/
creative juices.
Category Archives: Romantic Poetry and Writing
She Deserves More Than A Cartoon Compliment: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She deserves more than/
trite cartoon compliments, but/
mere words won’t suffice.
Miss ______? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Long before I knew/
that she was Miss Anything,/
I wanted to ask.
OR
Long before I knew/
she was missing anything,/
I wanted to ask.
Joy’s Dancing Balloon Burst: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament
I wonder how she/
thinks I should act when she bursts/
my joyous balloon?
OR
I wonder how folks /
think I should act when they burst/
my joyous balloon ?
OR
joy’s dancing balloon?
Heart Problems: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Arrhythmia: When/
you don’t want a girl who makes/
your heart skip a beat.
#FiveWordsToMariah Too Late: Romantic ImproVerse Poem
Background: In July, 2015, a dating site held a contest: Send Five Words To Mariah (Carey) for a chance to see her “live” in Vegas. I, of course, wrote something brilliant … but forgot to send it in on time.
We’re hopeful, not hopeless, romantics.
Why Be A HopeLESS Romantic? Romantic Email Haiku
Shouldn’t a hopeless/
romantic be hopeful and/
hope-filled, not sans hope?
24/7: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Love making in a/
marriage shouldn’t just be an /
event, but constant.
A Vision Of Her House And I: Romantic IMprov Haiku
“I shall write her sweet/
poetry, tend her roses,/
and cook her herb’d eggs.”
Or:
“I shall write her sweet/
poetry, tend her garden,/
and pick her roses.”
Make ‘Em Laugh: Romantic IMprov Haiku
Women claim they love men/
who make them laugh. Why am I/
not more popular?