He asked to be her/
Valentine: White t-shirt with/
red barbeque stains.
Category Archives: Romantic Poetry and Writing
Loud Mouth Shy Guy: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She never knew: Down/
the alley was a guy who/
had no guts to ask.
Filling Out My Family Tree: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
I’m wondering if/
someone wants to help me fill/
out my family tree.
Missing My Romance Chance: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku
She, dressed in red, said: /
“Save me a dance!” I forgot,/
lost my romance chance.
Taking A Chance At Dance Romance: Romantic IMprov Limerick
She didn’t want to dance,
but the tamale took a chance.
Needing to wash her hair,
she met a burrito who didn’t care.
It was just a boogie, not romance.
One Last Dance: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She was set to leave,/
to wash her hair. One more dance/
with me; then she could.
He Doesn’t Get Her Revelation: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Since he didn’t know /
what was revealed to her, he/
wished she would tell him.
No Black Sheep In Her Sandbox: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
He learned, sadly, that/
black-fleeced rams are not welcome/
in her blue sandbox.
Loopy Romance: Romantic IMprov Haiku
He thought it was true/
romance. Then he learned it was/
her and Demerol.
Slow Dance Grasp: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku
He wondered why he’d /
never had the chance to grasp/
her in a slow dance.