Otherwise, What’s The Point? Romantic Email Haiku

She is a hopeless/
romantic. Tragic. I seek/
hopeful romantics.

Why Women Take Selfies, Maybe: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I think some women/
take selfies to remind men/
what beauty looks like.

He wished he could speak/
whispers to her and turn her/
enough to join him.

I want to write poems/
to her whom I danced with, but/
she’s knee-deep elsewhere

She wants poems from me/
but she’s in love with him. What’s/
wrong with this picture?

She knows she wants to /
drive with that top down guy with/
sunsets in his eyes.

My tiny purple/
crocus pales compared to his /
huge bunch. Size matters.

Men so often want/
to help damsels in distress,/
when we should shut up.

It’s as though her smile/
ignites his poet’s mind, then/
lights his fingertips.

[Smiles used with permission]

What should a man do/
when he knows she’s another’s,/
but he can’t leave her?