Chilling Stress: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When we’re stressed out we/
stress out people we are with./
Can’t we all chill out?

Remembering The Alamo Today: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you know what’s right/
you have to do it despite/
bad consequences.

It’s hard, but I can
accept Packers fans not born
in the Dairy State.

It’s hard, but I can
accept Packers fans not born
in the Dairy State.

Once Frank sees her dad,/
Grandpa, uncles and brothers,/
he’ll wimp out and leave.

I know I’m depressed./
My keyboard’s blank and so is/
my dictionary.

Please be gentle and/
kind with me this morning. I’m /
in the throes of pain.

I’m tired of trying/
to help people. When I do/
I seem to mess up.

Only a parent/
can know the hurt of failing/
when trying to help.

Only parents get/
the pain of failing when they/
try to help their kids.

There was a smelly/
dead mouse in the house. I said:/
“I’m brave!” Then I puked.