Driving Heart Pain: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If I have a bad/
heart attack when driving, who/
will answer my phone?

How To Write Better: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Your assignment for /
today is: Write. If you don’t/
write, you won’t write well.

I wear* three soccer/
scarves, but just one holds my heart./
Sounders ’til I die!

*raise
*hoist

I breathe peaks’ rare air;/
eat anti-oxidants. She/
takes my breath away.

I froze in last night’s/
rain, but now I feel good. She/
has a new blanket.
OR
I froze in last night’s/
Rain, but now I’m ok. She/
has a new blanket.

When does it become/
time to unfriend your future/
ex daughter-in-law?

When you raid the fridge/
late nights, check labels to make/
sure it’s not prune juice.

We should learn that “Faith
in Every Footstep” doesn’t
just mean Pioneers.
OR

Children teach us: “Faith/
in Every Footstep” doesn’t/
just mean Pioneers.

When, as children, do/
we fin’lly made the choice to/
stop our joyful dance?

Thinking of my girl/
singing “Since the day I left/
Milwaukee” brings tears.