What Is Your Sign? Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I could tell she was/
mad at me when she didn’t/
say: “Good night, Cheesehead!”

Hotel Mirror: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Who was that old fat/
Buddha there sitting on his/
pink porcelain chair?

Will there ever be/
a time when Jackie Chan stops/
doing his own stunts?

Who knew the joy that/
finishing an overdue/
expense sheet could bring!?!

Just when I thought life/
was falling apart I found,/
again, the white plume.

He uses me to/
help others travel good paths,/
even when I’m bad.

The very evil/
I talked about not being,/
I now have become.
OR

The very evil/
I talked about not liking,/
I now have embraced.

I want to share my/
“good days” with her. Instead, all/
my days are hidden.

I get how it feels/
to not want somebody to/
sacrifice for you.
Or
I get how it feels /
to have someone not accept/
your kindness off’ring.

If I want women/
who are overbearing, I’ll/
stay with my mother.