Not Losing My Religion: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

That's her on the corner. Am I losing my religion?I saw her on the
Corner. I helped, so I’d not /
lose my religion.
OR
That’s she on the corner.
How can I not help?
Otherwise, I’m losing my religion.
But I can’t keep
her
alive,
’cause I don’t know how to do it.
Oh no, I’ve said to much,
I haven’t done enough.

Chastising Christian Eric: Revolutionary ImproVerse Sonnet

Oh Christian Eric, thou poor fool./
Rox Lisa wants to make you drool,/
while I, Cy, sit and dream of her,/
Mine is but a dream deferred.

For she somehow has chosen you/
to stir your magic verbal stew./
While my attentions are ignored/
And get discarded out her door.

And that’s where I don’t understand/
how I, a kind, romantic man,/
can be cast off as a verbal suitor./
Are you that much younger and cuter?

If only I had half the chance/
As you to pursue her in romance!