What’s the world coming/
to? Chinese fortune cookies/
contain Yoda quotes
Category Archives: Revolutionary ImproVerse Poetry
Thanks For Noticing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s not smudged lipstick/
from a kiss. It’s angst-induced/
acne caused by her.
Safe Text – Riding UTA: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
I discovered a/
sure way to avoid texting/
while driving: Take trains!
OR
I learned a sure way/
to stop texting while driving: /
Take mass transit trains!
I Have Better Things To Do: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I stood in the marsh,/
heard a redwinged blackbird, and/
cut down my TV.
Or
… and/
watched much less TV.
Repentance Changes You: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Who thought i’d see when/
I became “The man standard”?/
Repentance does that.
Art In Many Forms: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Why take pictures of/
her in a gallery? I/
like capturing art.
Art Gallery Rocket Man In Serpia: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
He stares at the blank/
gallery wall. Only he/
sees the rocket ship.
Portrait Amid Portraits: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
She stands amidst the/
portraits of women hundreds/
of years old. She’s not.
Flying Allegiant 5:49 A.M. Fashion Compromise: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
To meet weight limits,/
sometimes compromises in/
fashion must be made.
Who's In Hell: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you love someone/
and they say: “Go to Hell!,” you/
hope they are not there.
Or
and they say: “Go to Hell!,” they/
are there already.