Now, I Don't Doubt: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I never doubted/
the Gospel’s truth. I doubted/
*my strength to live it.
OR
*my faith to obey.

First Chives Club: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

How can something that/
taste like onions be a cure/
for halitosis?

I laid on the grass/
at moonrise and sunset. Do/
I now have chiggers?

One of her childhood/
heroes died. I don’t know how/
to say I’m sorry.

Will enjoying jam/
improve or stunt raspberries’/
growth? I’ll soon find out!

I came to this strange/
conclusion: I should now stop/
buying underwear.

You can’t “Lift where you/
stand” if someone intrudes and/
does your work for you.

I wonder if she /
remembers telling me to /
make my bed first thing.

If a book is closed,/
does it beg us to open?/
Should we open us?

There are poems to write/
and photographs to take, but my/
phone battery died.