Backyard Bored Next To The Train Tracks: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Some random kid was
waving frantically at the/
train, so I waved back.

5:50 Northbound Commuter Train Time: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

What if you miss your/
train because the clock at the/
train station was slow?

Part of me wants to/
see the scenery but the/
train rocks me to sleep.
OR
Part of me wants to/
see passing scenery but/
I fall right to sleep.

Fifteen men counseled/
with the Highest. Inspired, they/
said: “He wants you back.”

It’s been so long it /
doesn’t feel like it matters/
much. It does. A lot.

The one person I/
want to tell about something/
amazing won’t talk.

Major changes are/
coming my way as I say:/
“I see” and “I see!”

If she has a bad/
eating problem, do I ask/
her to eat and pray?

Don’t bother to write/
or phone. I am going to/
my garden alone.

I finally learned/
my friend is right: Facebook life/
is not a real life.