Deep Insights From A Surprise Source: 2 Revolutionary ImproVerse Haikus

The ditzy blonde went/
way deep and saw a meaning/
beyond my vision.
AND
“Even in the midst.
of spirituality,/
the world still exists.”

Mixed Messages: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Stones cut from the face/
of the mountain, spears and plows,/
and colored warnings.

As a master of/
deception, I can see it/
and know: Lying’s bad.
Or
… I can see lies. /
They’re bad. Thus, I stopped.

We are world changers,/
perspective rearrangers,/
helping others see.

There’s nothing like a/
good root beer burp after hot /
Buffalo Wild Wings.

When your vision is/
cloudy, does inspiration/
get shut down as well?

My stylist screamed “NOOOOOOOO!!”/
at my no-glasses photo./
She saw my buzz cut.

People can talk in/
Temples. *They may whisper or/
speak. It’s all worship.
OR
…*They may whisper, speak,/
sing. All is worship.

When you get out of/
bed, it’s messy, so enjoy/
the comfort in it!

Life is like dancing./
Sometimes we need a partner/
to help keep the beat.