T-Shirt Vendor Performance Experience: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

He, rushed, didn’t have/
the whole experience he’d/
paid for. She, still, did.

Beach Control-Alt-Delete Reset: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Eternal rhythms/
of waves and wind reset my/
internal peaceful.

If folks don’t want to/
see me they won’t try to see/
me, so why should I?

I should stop telling/
others what to do — or not — /
and just live my life.

Every morning I/
tip my hat to the flag. Why/
not? We live awesome!

When you discover/
you could have been a better/
neighbor, you feel pain.

You always worry:/
“What if?”. Why not just quit and/
not have any life?

When you meet someone/
who exemplifies true Love,/
you better yourself.

As we so often/
called him, now please do in your/
time of need: Call us!

Staring down a bull/
in the 18th’s rough, she must/
have lavender balls.