Christ Is Not Just Life Changing — Church Wisdom Haiku

“The Atonement of/
Christ is not just life changing,/
but death changing, too.”
— Trey Forrester

Chattanooga Valley Church of Jesus Christ wisdom -- view toward Lookout Mountain / Cloudland, Georgia, Aug. 2019

When My Computer’s Slow: ImproVerse Haiku

While waiting for my/
laptop to boot up, I could/
get upset, or think.

Hear Louie Louie, /
doesn’t it make you want to/
go to a M’s game?

Mind reading. I suck/
at it. If I upset you/
and can’t guess why, speak!

If you insist on/
guilt tripping yourself, you’ll most/
certainly fall down.
OR

certainly fall hard.

On a hotter than/
hell day, the Lord’s Temple is/
a good place to go.

OR
On a day that is/
hotter than hell, you can cool/
down in the Lord’s House.

Compression socks are/

made for cardio workouts/

as you take them off.

It is time that I/
get up and do all the things /
He’s telling me to.

We pray for help but /
forget to thank when it comes./
Thanks for miracles.

I’m grateful for rough/
sole calluses so I can/
scratch my other foot