I don’t fathom what/
the big deal is. I walk on/
water every year.
Category Archives: Revolutionary ImproVerse Poetry
Adolescents Hot Tubing At The Flamingo: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Hot tub boy-men put/
soap foam beards on their faces./
They can’t grow their own.
Captain Obvious: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
I was scum, full of/
deception, bad. So? Tell me/
something I don’t know.
OR
I was scum, full of /
deception. So? Now tell me/
something I don’t know.
To The Poet Who Rhymes All Of The Time: Revolutionary ImproVerse Iambic Free Verse Poem
Instead of trying to rhyme/
all of your poetic time,
why not increase your talent?/
Why don’t you finally relent?/
Why don’t you stop being so frantic/
and take some lines that could be iambic/
and make them not?
OR
Instead of trying to rhyme/
all of your poetic time,
why not increase your talent?/
Why don’t you finally relent?/
Why don’t you stop being so frantic/
and take some lines that could be iambic/
and make them not rhyme?
At all?
Not even a little bit!
Come on! Try it once
or twice.
It could be
really good for you.
No Air Guitar Today: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
“What’s the Frequency/
Kenneth” doesn’t rock with tin/
computer speakers.
I Am Charlie: Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse Poem
Whether for cartoonists,
or cops,
or comics
or commentators,
or dancers,
or artists,
or poets,
or actors,
or journalists,
or designers,
or satirists,
or writers,
we stand,
free,
and dance,
free,
and paint,
free,
and create,
free,
and write,
free,
and speak,
freely,
free.
Can you hear
the people sing,
and speak,
and draw,
and write,
and dance,
and act,
and be?
Je suis
Charlie.
Utah Radio Gong Show: Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse Poetry Lament
Will someone,
PLEASE!
beg Utah radio DJs
to STOP!
their silly prattling
over the final
epic
“GONG!”
at the end of
Queen’s
“Bohemian Rhapsody“?
Let the gong
song
FINISH!
Because
it does
really
matter
to me.
(Any way the wind blows).