If you let your mom/
do your laundry, she will shrink/
every shirt you own.
Category Archives: Revolutionary ImproVerse Poetry
No Apologies To Stephen Hawking: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
“While there’s life, there is hope.” STEPHEN HAWKING, People’s Daily Online, Jun. 14, 2006
Even when there is/
no life, there is life, and so/
there is always hope.
What’s My Purpose: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Do you ever ask/
You: “What should I be doing?”/
What is the answer?
I Didn’t Expect Her To Wave Back: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
As I drove by, I/
waved at the whitefaced cow. She/
watched and wagged her ear.
Seattle’s Post Super Bowl Question: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Why not run? Why not/
Run? Why Not run? WHY not RUN?/
WHY NOT RUN?!? Why not?
Perspective — His Friend Had A Stroke: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
The most important/
Game of the year and one huge/
Fan doesn’t care much.