Pre-surgery shave: revolutionary improvers haiku lament

It’s sad to hope that/
women will prep you but then /
learn men will do it

Opening Our Minds: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

When we learn we are/
close-minded, we take the first/
step to opening us.

Sunday morning I/
sleep in. Celebrate: HE is/
Risen, but I’ve not.

OR
Sunday morning I/
sleep in and witness: HE is/
Risen, but I’ve not.

It brings me great joy/
when kids in church yell: “Hey! You’re/
that poetry guy!”

It’s always more fun/
to wear my Cheesehead proudly/
after a great game.

Heaven’s admission/
price is obedience. We/
don’t have to “get it”.

I like waving at/
the sun daily instead of/
just once a quarter.
Or
the sun once a day instead/
of once a quarter.

Squeaky pencil guy/
joked on* poems but wrote faster/
than all the others.
OR
*laughed at

I used to be me/
for me. Now I’m me so more/
people can be them.

How do I tell the/
World that I’m sorry for my/
negativity?