You may not think you/
recall Scout lessons, but your/
sharpened hatchet does.
Category Archives: Revolutionary ImproVerse Poetry
Analysis Paralysis: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When I’m told that I/
Should not analyze so much,/
I ask: “Why not ask?”
OR
When told I shouldn’t/
analyze so much, I’ll ask: /
“Why not? Who says so?”
Creeper Recognition: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I warned my daughters: /
“Stay far from creepy guys.” I/
have few female friends.
Leader Of The Hike: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you’re the leader/
of the hike you should wait for/
all of the stragglers.
“It Is Finished!”–A Shout Of Truiumph
“It is finished!” was/
not a sad quitter’s cry, but/
a shout of triumph.
Footloose Topless Dancing In Utah: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
How awesome is it/
to drive, topless dancing, near/
Lehi’s Roller Mills?!?
OR
It’s cool to drive and/
dance, Footloose and topless, near/
Lehi Roller Mills!