No matter how much/
you want Mother Nature to/
wait for you, she won’t.
Category Archives: Revolutionary ImproVerse Poetry
Surprise Work Benefit: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I like working for /
Kimberly-Clark. There’s no lack/
of toilet paper!
Too Young To Rock And Roll: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
You’re never too old/
to rock and roll, but it seems/
you can be too young.
Making Tracks: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Those once would have been/
my tracks. Maybe they one day/
soon will be again.
She Teaches Me Humility: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
How does she do that?/
Each time I get too cocky,/
she humbles with love.
Enjoying Ourselves Us: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
Blessed are those who/
love their own company and/
have fun with themselves.
Emotional Candy Store Dreaming Reality: Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse Poem
Who gets emotional/
about getting let into/
the back workroom/
research center/
of a world-class/
paleontology museum?/
Every middle-aged man/
who was once a little boy/
making stegosauruses/
out of modeling clay,/
pinching the green or red putty/
to form its back plates,/
rolling finely-pointed tail spikes/
between his fingers.
Stegosaurus: BYU Paleontology Museum
I’m Lost Again … YEAH! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Just another small/
example of “Oh look! Dave’s/
lost again. How cool!”
OR
Yet another fine/
example of “Oh, look! Dad’s/
lost again. Hooray!”
Free Museum. Free Food. Never Too Old: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I’m not too old to/
get plates of food and a plate/
of Stegosaurus.
Stegosaurus: BYU Paleontology Museum
When Planets Align: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When planets align,/
give in to the urge and drive/
top down, music up!
OR
When planets align,
it’s time to drive top down and/
your tunes cranked way up!
ORWhen the planets are/
aligned, you feel the urge to /
put down your rag top.
OR
When the planets are/
aligned, you feel the urge to /
drive top down, tunes up!
