When you drop your meds/
amidst Kibbles and Bits, yeah/
good luck finding them.
Category Archives: Revolutionary ImproVerse Poetry
So Square I’m Hip Fistbump BOOM! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you’re so square you’re/
hip, you might get a fistbump/
from Huey Lewis.
Rocks, Waves, White Plumes: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Even amidst the/
rocks and waves of life, you can/
still find your white plume.
Be Careful With Ma Nature: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Waiting for photos/
Of nature’s glories, he hopes/
she avoids Ma Moose.
Natural Grey Shades: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I’ve concluded that,/
in Nature, there are far more/
than 50 grey shades.
“The Church Asks So Much!” Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Church can ask a lot/
of me, but The Savior can/
never ask too much.
Winged Victory Tree: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
As I lay in dad’s/
hammock, I didn’t know I’d/
see Greek statue trees.
Service Project Hypocrite: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When I advocate/
for service projects but then/
I don’t show up? Fail.
Good Workout Results: Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse
I,
just now,
easily fit
into a waist size 36
pair of Levi 501 jeans
my son last wore
in the summer
of 2011.
(I know
because the Harry Potter ticket
was still in the front pocket).
I guess working
at cleaning house
and doing 10-plus hours
of yard work a day
and drinking
a lot of water
and worrying
really does pay off!
I haven’t fit in size 38 501s
for nearly a decade!
Old Men Serving With New Tractors: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I love having old/
men home teachers*. They serve with/
riding lawn mowers.
OR
*ministers. 