Waiting for photos/
Of nature’s glories, he hopes/
she avoids Ma Moose.
Church can ask a lot/
of me, but The Savior can/
never ask too much.
As I lay in dad’s/When I advocate/
for service projects but then/
I don’t show up? Fail.
I,
just now,
easily fit
into a waist size 36
pair of Levi 501 jeans
my son last wore
in the summer
of 2011.
(I know
because the Harry Potter ticket
was still in the front pocket).
I guess working
at cleaning house
and doing 10-plus hours
of yard work a day
and drinking
a lot of water
and worrying
really does pay off!
I haven’t fit in size 38 501s
for nearly a decade!