She birthed, changed, fed, clothed,
taught and loved him. In his new/
life, he stood her up.
OR
She birthed, clothed, taught and
loved him. In his new life he
stood her up. Not cool.
Category Archives: Revolutionary ImproVerse Poetry
Graduation Dinner With Others – Haiku Rant
A child with a good/
relation with his mom should/
never stand her up.
Appearance Of Joy – Haiku
The appearance of
joy seems easy to maintain,
yet habits die hard.
What I’ll Do For My Kids – Haiku
I’d do anything
for my kids, except mindread,
‘cuz I suck at it.
Ruined Relationship By Dad – Haiku Lament
Behold, I’ve become
Daddi-o, destroyer of/
my relationships.
Finally Starting: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you’re trying to/
start, push in the clutch and brake./
Make sure you’ve got fuel.
OR
When you’re trying to /
start, push in the clutch, then make/
sure your gas tank’s full.
Who Needs A White Pickup Truck? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Who needs a pickup/
truck when you’ve got a couple
of convertibles?
Early Morning Listening Lesson: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Today I turned off/
the screaming guitar to hear/
morning birds instead.
Canoeing The Right Thing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
I found a canoe,/
rode it, then gave it back. Twas/
the right thing to do.
Knowing Deep Desires: Revolutionary Haiku
What are my deepest/
desires? If I dont know, how/
can I obtain them?