Long Awaited Flattery Response: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

How do you respond/
when you at last hear words you’ve/
longed for your whole life?

What I Know I Don’t Know: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I know many things,/
but the things I should know are/
the things I don’t get.

Today is Someday.
It may not be yours or mine,/
but it’s one’s Someday.

If we only knew/
how much better others lives/
are because we are….

Some are blessed to know/
they are in/out beautiful./
Others can’t see it.

I look at Facebook /
postings like art. Sometimes I /
must just ask: What!?!?!? Why?!?!

When your mom still wears/
old-style* sunglasses, you can/
cover everything!
OR
*groovy

There are many who/
are wondering. The answer?/
Yes. I’m coming back.

The world touts photos/
of stud guys and glam girls, but/
chemo kids beat ’em.

The beautiful views/
from the mountains is surpassed/
by the view of you.