Would it prospero me to destroy this drive? Revolutionary improv haiku

If I gave up the/
Drive that destroyed my family,/
Would women like me?

Do happy

When we do,
we find joy/
in doing,
not because/
Of what /
we do,/
But that/
We do.

He saw people as/
variables in life’s math./
– = <.

You have proclaimed it:
We can stand, wit to wit.
But now, see my postings erased.
Such pained bantering is not my taste.
I apologize … and quit.

It’s interesting/
how people read mean meanings/
when no mean is meant.

She who must proclaim/
herself a great muse is not/
likely to be one.

I don’t care. I don’t/
care. I don’t care, I don’t care,/
I don’t care. I don’t.

She was frustrated/
by my optimism, and/
turned pessimistic.

Parents who complain/
about their kids bugging them/
aren’t empty nesters.

Many people have/
sacred experiences/
in Springville’s Temple.