Driving home late night,/
I zoom ’round a round-about/
twice, fast, rockin’ “YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!”
Category Archives: Revolutionary IMprov Poetry
Running Through A Small-Town Graveyard: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku
The small-town graveyard/
is the last distillery,/
creating spirits.
OR
The cemetery/
is our last distillery,
refining spirits.
Cool Like Betty White Birthday: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku
When I am old, with/
the end in sight, I hope I’m/
cool like Betty White!
My Memory, No Video, Remembers: Revolutionary IMprov Free Verse Poetry
He saw
a desert picture,
Mojave,
her costume,
her children,
the stage,
and remembered.
Somewhere,
in Ecotopia?
there is video
proof:
A costume’d man,
Teenage
Mutant
Ninja Turtle
(popular the first time around)
standing on a balcony
stage,
as soft light
through the patio window
breaks.
He’s surrounded by
young ballerinas,
Merry Misses,
missing the raindrops
and the mist,
laughing,
skipping,
she directing.
Were there tissues
and cloth
and streamers?
Moving,
Swirling,
Dancing
around him,
(old yet young,
giggling)
chanting:
“excellent.
Excellent!
EXCELLENT!”
It was her first
video choreograph.
It was finished,
parked,
and lost.
He never saw it,
that videoed memory,
most excellent,
but in his mind,
he can recall
those better,
more pure
days,
and dances.
Even without
the video,
taped,
and the paper mache’
green and purple,
long since crushed
and lost
turtle head.
Seeing hats of green,
he remembers.
She
has not strayed.
Her art
reminds him
to be
mutant
excellent.
In Defense Of Eyebrow-Raising Poems: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
Why Ask What? Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
Why does Facebook ask:/
“What’s on your mind?” for “Status”?/
Shouldn’t it ask “Who”?
Worthy Anxiety: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku
You’ve anxiety/
o’er where to be New Year’s Eve?/
Pity. Don’t worry!
Seven Ornaments, One Branch, Who Cares Learning: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
There’s so much we fret/
about as young parents. Then/
we learn what matters.
Hey, Coach! Revolutionary IMprov Free Verse Poem
What if,
instead of losing
weight,
I want to grow more
greatness?
What if,/
instead of trimming
my figure,
I want to expand
the world’s knowledge
and insight?
Who will be
my coach,
my trainer,
getting in my face,
screaming at me,
“Once more.
Once more!
You got this.
You got this!
Push it.
Push it!”