I’m mad at others/
because I’m angry with me.
I’ll repent, improve.
Category Archives: Revolution IMbic Poems 4an IMprov Age
As My Vision Fades ImproVerse Sonnet
As I age,
My vision fades.
Yet I’m sure
I’m seeing more.
My experience fills in
views I’m seeing again.
And colors even more
scenes I’ve not seen before.
It’s frustrating to me,
this hazed fogginess I see;
but my sight was always poor,
so I accept the gaps and endure.
For even blurred pictures I now have at hand
Time lets me more clearly see and understand.
Being Private: Haiku
When you have to say
hurtful things, you should publish
them privately.
Just When I Thought I Wouldn’t Care
Just when I thought
I wouldn’t care,
folks who brought me here
can’t be left there.
There’s much I want
to go and do.
I imagine at one time
they did too.
But then I and you
came to be,
and they stayed and cared
for you and me.
Now it’s our turn to watch and tend;
As they did before, we’ll help to their end.
Mean Tweets Missed: Rhyming Haiku
Oh, for some mean tweets/
that insulted all the weak;/
cheap gas! Food to eat!
Dr. Seuss In Wisconsin: Rhyming Poetry
A friend posted a Cat in the Hat meme that said:
“Will it rain?
Will it snow?
I live in Wisconsin!
I do not know!”
I responded:
I do not know,
nor do I care.
I will go out
everywhere.
Snow is good,
sun is fun,
and we like
the combination!
I will eat cheese.
You will drink beer.
And we’ll not know
the time of year.
We do not fret,
we do not fuss.
We will hang out,
just the Wisconsinus.
I Prefer The Woman She Strives To Be: Revolutionary Iambic Response
Some guy named Spencer McFarland made this comment, captured in a meme (which many woman are gleefully reposting) :
Advice To Girls (ironic the advice is given by a man!)
My wife responded:
“I’d rather not be loud and gross and take up space. I’d rather be calm and clean and be present or off doing what I want. I’d rather not be snide and sarcastic. I’d rather be loving and kind. I’d rather be helpful, kind and respectful of everyone … including myself. I don’t need to say no to everyone but I also don’t need an excuse to say no if I’d rather use my time a different way.”
My response to my wife?
I enjoy having a wife/
who doesn’t plot or scheme,/
or need a Facebook meme, /
to tell her how to live her life
Happy Birthday Choice: Revolutionary IMprov Limerick
I should write to you/
a Happy Birthday haiku./
But an annual limerick/
is certainly just as slick,/
And so much easier to do!
Here We Go Again — Another Misguided Love Poem Object: Revolutionary Iambic Poem Lament
I had heard
his rhyming words
before,
espousing how glor-
ious he thought his love.
How she was sent from above.
How she was his true lover.
How he could not imagine another.
And now,
somehow,
he takes up his pen
and again
speaks of his love, sweet.
How she is so neat.
And though this one
is maybe not as fun,
she is not the bummer
as was his love of last summer.
So what am I to believe?
He scarcely took time to grieve
his previous girl
whom (he proclaimed to the world)
was sent to him.
Did she become some whim?
The even deeper question
to this public indigestion
is: Where comes the need to publicly proclaim
about a latest passionate love and flame?
I don’t even want to look
at such posts on Facebook,
because I know I’ll read there
about some new love so true and rare.
Just like we all did last year
about someone who was thought equally dear.
Why does the poet yet again
(as he did back so earnestly then)
feel the need to shout
publicly out
someone he’s now crazy about?
(And it’s not just him.
Many others, seemingly on a whim,
positively state
they’ve found their true mate.)
(And we knowingly smile
and wait awhile
until the new romance starts to fade
like morning dew in a sun-drenched glade).
Why don’t such lovers, instead,
(knowing how emotions so oft are mislead)
watch, wait and see
if the new “we”
(this romantic she plus he)
can make that commitment
which is truly heaven-sent
for eternity?
We can, (and should) I suppose,
publicly disclose
when we are fond of one,
how we, together, have fun.
But to loudly and publicly proclaim
“She’s the ONE!” seems a bit inane.
If this is indeed a love so rare
why not be quiet and keep it hidden there?
At least until it grows and blossoms forth.
At least until love has truly run its course
and we’re ready to shout “S/he and me
will now be us for eternity?”
I, for one, have my doubts
that such proclaimed “true love” will last out,
(just based on experience;
knowing how other ones went.)
Of course, when we hear such a new boast,
we could, I guess, prepare a generic post (or toast):
“OH! You both make such a cute pair!
You and [insert the new love’s name here____].”
That is not at all to say
that the poet should be silent. No way!
We may, in messages between us
expound our full love beyond what ever was.
Such private notes of sweetest passion
put us in Browning’s and Tennyson’s fashion.
Some lovers may in the future find
hope in our quiet proclaimed love divine.
But to place such words out for all to see
Feels like love (and such thoughts) come cheaply.
That it doesn’t really matter who:
We just need someone to publicly woo.
Call me a jaded cynic.
Perhaps it’s true.
But I’ll not mimic
exposing my love to view.
At least ’til I know, and am sure
She’s the one who I’ve searched for.
Then, it would seem quite right
To write a sonnet for our wedding invite.