Shopping Man Crying: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

What kind of man cries/
when clothes shopping? A man who’s/
been away too long.

Topless Drivin’ ‘N’ Stylin’ : Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you have style, you/
can find random hats that match/
your cool purple shirt.
OR
When yo be stylin’, /
topless, yo find random hats/
that match your cool shirt.

Something Wonderful –> Adding To A Meme: Revolutionary IMprov Prose

A friend posted this meme on her Facebook. I told her “I don’t think that goes far enough.”
Here’s what I think:
“Always believe something wonderful is about to happen … again.
Always see that something wonderful is happening.
Always be grateful for the wonderful that has happened.”

My Own Offering: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

When I give my own/
off’ring, I can just do the/
best I can, in faith.

Becoming Unburied: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Buried for ten years,/
like me, they’ve now come forth to /
do what we should do.

Why She Sat Next To Me: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

I don’t know why she/
needed to sit next to me,/
but I’m glad she did.

She Can Sit With Me: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Several years ago, several women I was interested in dating told me they wouldn’t date me until I returned to the LDS Church (which I knew was true) and got my Temple Recommend. At the time, I was hurt, and wrote this poem: http://cyranowriter.wordpress.com/2012/10/09/getting-to-the-mountaintop-together-revolutionary-contexting-limerick/
The other day, in church, one of these women was sitting next to me, (as my friend), and I realized something:
She now sits with me/
on the mountain top, not through/
my path, but her own.