Loosing My Meds In Cat Food: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you drop your meds/
amidst Kibbles and Bits, yeah/
good luck finding them.

So Square I’m Hip Fistbump BOOM! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you’re so square you’re/
hip, you might get a fistbump/
from Huey Lewis.

Will I bring a chair?/
NO! I’ll dance, swear: “My heart of/
rock and roll still beats.”

Even amidst the/
rocks and waves of life, you can/
still find your white plume.

Waiting for photos/
Of nature’s glories, he hopes/
she avoids Ma Moose.

I’ve concluded that,/
in Nature, there are far more/
than 50 grey shades.

Church can ask a lot/
of me, but The Savior can/
never ask too much.

As I lay in dad’s/
hammock, I didn’t know I’d/
see Greek statue trees.

In the midst of my/
confusion, I’m listening,/
then doing His will.

She writes powerf’ly./
My phone’s battery died. Don’t/
read into silence.