Worst Father Ever: Revolutionary IMproVerse Haiku

She calls, asking me/
to take her from something which/
can save her life. No!
–written 2 hours after my daughter was admitted to a treatment center for eating disorders. She called, crying, begging me to pick her up.

Crying at Mani Pedis

With my kids getting/
mani-pedis, list’ning to,/
Crying, “Forever Young”.