Two Hours Before The Wedding: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

It’s NOT about me.
It’s not about ME.
It’s not ABOUT me.
IT’S not about me.
It’s NOT about ME.
IT’S NOT about ME.
IT IS NOT ABOUT ME!

Heeding God’s Message: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When everyone gets/
the same message from God, it’s/
hard to ignore Him.

With my kids getting/
mani-pedis, list’ning to,/
Crying, “Forever Young”.

My new haircut makes/
me look classy, like the old/
“Storage Wars” Jag dude.

If you dismiss me/
so quickly, what does that say/
about me really?

What if I fight for/
something I believe in just/
as hard as you do?

It’s difficult when/
you have to pay for mistakes/
that others have made.

I’ve always liked the
story of the Little Red
Hen. You don’t get me.

I’m glad I’ve been the/
means for so many to have/
good feelings again.

Can someone who/
did not struggle with you/
to gain the mountaintop even understand
the triumph so grand?
Should they share the view?

Should someone who
didn’t struggle with you
to the mountaintop
share the view?
Or should they stop?