Falling Pants At The Dance: Revolutionary Rhyming ImproVerse Haiku

All I want is that/
my pants don’t fall off down to/
the floor when I dance.

Why Go Topless? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When I became the/
I-15 topless dancer,/
I made people smile.

OR
By becoming the/
I-15 topless dancer,/
I make people smile!

Coincidences/
sometimes happen at bus stops/
hearing buses stop.

Why apologize /
for doing something that you /
promised you would do?

If you lose weight, then/
walking barefoot becomes foot/
reflexology.

OR
If you lose weight, then/
walking barefoot on a rural/
roads won’t hurt as much.

It’s not that we’re not/
speaking the same language, but/
that we’re not talking.

Mother’s Day started/
as a world-wide petition,/
by mothers, for Peace.
Or
Mother’s Day started/
not by Hallmark, but mothers/
to establish peace.

If you are worried
about Mom’s health, hold her hand./
She’ll crush your fingers.

In church today I /
learned about coveting my/
neighbor’s belongings.

I didn’t know that
personal righteousness was
a goodness contest.