Distractions In Church: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

In church, I’ll turn off/
my cell phone if you remove/
your crying* children.

OR
*noisy

What Is Your Sign? Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I could tell she was/
mad at me when she didn’t/
say: “Good night, Cheesehead!”

I am a God in /
embryo, so I can dream/
whatever I want.

Who was that old fat/
Buddha there sitting on his/
pink porcelain chair?

Will there ever be/
a time when Jackie Chan stops/
doing his own stunts?

Without my canvas,/
my river* of inspired/
words simply dried up.

Remove my canvas./
My torrent* of inspired/
words simply dries up.

Who knew the joy that/
finishing an overdue/
expense sheet could bring!?!

Just when I thought life/
was falling apart I found,/
again, the white plume.

Five loads of laundry./
Fourty perfect matched sock pairs./
Cause to celebrate!

He uses me to/
help others travel good paths,/
even when I’m bad.