Thanks For Noticing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s not smudged lipstick/
from a kiss. It’s angst-induced/
acne caused by her.

Getting Older Doesn't Mean Growing Up: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

She claims that she makes/
grown men cry. What of men who/
refuse to grow up?
—–
an add-on:
Thank you for being my Muse.
Has anyone before written you Haiku(s)?
I now have.
Aren’t you glad?

What I Can't Accept: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

She expects me to/
accept her hurting herself./
I can’t. It hurts me.

Getting Closer: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

The closer I get/
To being good, the worse and/
the more pain I feel./

Safe Text – Riding UTA: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I discovered a/
sure way to avoid texting/
while driving: Take trains!
OR
I learned a sure way/
to stop texting while driving: /
Take mass transit trains!