Fast And Pray With Me Or … ? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If she has a bad/
eating problem, do I ask/
her to eat and pray?

Going To My Garden: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Don’t bother to write/
or phone. I am going to/
my garden alone.

I finally learned/
my friend is right: Facebook life/
is not a real life.

What if you perform,/
not for attention or fame,/
but to spread your joy?

I am always a/
Peculiar person, so I /
Can leaven the world.

Believing I could/
someday see, she bought me new,/
groovy sunglasses.

Immorality/
sins which I committed were /
self-esteem issues.

I never doubted/
the Gospel’s truth. I doubted/
*my strength to live it.
OR
*my faith to obey.

The beautiful views/
from the mountains is surpassed/
by the view of you.

How can something that/
taste like onions be a cure/
for halitosis?