Train Tunnel Tuba: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Flatulating deep/
within a train tunnel sounds/
like a tuba note.
OR
Flatulating in/
a train tunnel sounds like a/
long, deep tuba note.

Natural Wall Art: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I stuck a maple/
leaf so it protruded from/
a concrete wall. Art?
OR
Does sticking a leaf/
so it protrudes from a wall/
of concrete make art?

If I don’t receive/
any inspiration, *whose/
fault will that then be?
OR
*who’s/
then accountable?

I wonder how oft/
she danced with herself, that old/
step-ball-change soft shoe.

You must walk past/
where you’re supposed to go/
to see visions/
you’ve never viewed before

Instead of looking/
for fault in others, I should/
find the great in all.

The best gifts I can/
give are when I can pass on/
what’s been given me.

We may pray for things/
we don’t need, but He answers/
because He loves us.

When you fail to help/
others do what they should do,/
you feel you’ve failed them.

Do we come to church/
to honor special events,/
or remember Him?