Kuhl Awesome Gift: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

What do you do when/
you get a gift so awesome/
it transcends “Thank You!!”?

(The John Kuhn autographed Green Bay Packer jersey says “John Kuhn #30” and “Super Bowl XLV Champs”)

On Train Rhythmn: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I am on the train./
I am on the train. I am/
on the train I’m on.
OR
I am on the train./
I’m training on the train. I’m/
on the train I’m on.

I want to write more/
poems but she’s late again and/
I’m cold and ticked off.

She is so Cali/
that she can’t even put a/
winter hat on right!
OR
She is such a So/
Cali girl, she puts winter/
hats on backwards… twice!

He protected us/
and wrecked his life. Who of us/
will now protect him?

They protected us/
and wrecked their lives. Who of us/
will lift and help them?

I learned a brand-new/
topless driving trick: Semi-/
truck shadow puppets!

He claimed he was a/
bad dad. I said: “If you are/
trying, you’re ok.

“An apple without/
cheese is like a kiss without/
a squeeze.” Cheesehead truth.

When apples are free,/
The Little Red Hen and food/
porn go hand in hand.

When we hate going/
to bed, it’s often just a/
sign of loneliness.