Weight Loss Incentive: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Making the lake ice/
crack as you walk is a good/
weight loss incentive.

Unexpected Winneconne Bohemian Rhapsody: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Standing on frozen/
shores, arms outstretched, “Any way /
the wind blows.” I’m there.

Just ‘cuz I’m wearing/
shorts and a T-shirt, doesn’t/
mean it’s warm outside.

Who needs Piano/
Guys? In a church in Oshkosh,/
talents brought tears.

Weird,
that moment when
U realize
U haven’t looked yourself
in the eyes 4 4ever,
and U wonder:
“Where U been?”

I’ll support, sustain/
and respect those who try to/
protect and defend.

Maybe today is/
the day we stop hating cops/
and give them respect.

Cracks in the ice don’t/
scare you if you know what you’re/
doing in winter.

The pie’s prettier/
uncut, but it doesn’t taste/
nearly as yummy.

If I’m packing to/
fly to Wisconsin, does that/
make me a Packer?