It’s that morning when/
nobody contacts you on/
Facebook: You don’t care!
Category Archives: Writing
The Cure For Teeny Zucchini: Revolutionary Email Rhyming Haiku
When the zucchini/
are much too teeny, one should/
water more freely!
She Teaches Me Humility: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
How does she do that?/
Each time I get too cocky,/
she humbles with love.
Enjoying Ourselves Us: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
Blessed are those who/
love their own company and/
have fun with themselves.
Emotional Candy Store Dreaming Reality: Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse Poem
Who gets emotional/
about getting let into/
the back workroom/
research center/
of a world-class/
paleontology museum?/
Every middle-aged man/
who was once a little boy/
making stegosauruses/
out of modeling clay,/
pinching the green or red putty/
to form its back plates,/
rolling finely-pointed tail spikes/
between his fingers.
Stegosaurus: BYU Paleontology Museum
I’m Lost Again … YEAH! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Just another small/
example of “Oh look! Dave’s/
lost again. How cool!”
OR
Yet another fine/
example of “Oh, look! Dad’s/
lost again. Hooray!”
Free Museum. Free Food. Never Too Old: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I’m not too old to/
get plates of food and a plate/
of Stegosaurus.
Stegosaurus: BYU Paleontology Museum
What I’m Museum Missing: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
You know I don’t feel/
well when there’s free museums/
and food, but I’m home.
He Doesn’t Get Her Revelation: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Since he didn’t know /
what was revealed to her, he/
wished she would tell him.
No Black Sheep In Her Sandbox: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
He learned, sadly, that/
black-fleeced rams are not welcome/
in her blue sandbox.