Facebook Friendless: Romantic IMprov Haiku

You trash me because/
I won’t be your Facebook friend?/
I thought I meant more.

She Was Lost In Wal-Mart: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Walking the aisles/
of Wal-Mart, she vanished, and /
there was no roll-back.

Even amidst the/
rocks and waves of life, you can/
still find your white plume.

Waiting for photos/
Of nature’s glories, he hopes/
she avoids Ma Moose.

She walks, laced and bare-/
(footed), smoothly, through his dreams./
He’s saturated.

I could write her a/
story, but I would not/
post it publically.

I’m already thrilled/
about a Swiss rendezvous/
we haven’t had yet.

I’ve concluded that,/
in Nature, there are far more/
than 50 grey shades.

If I become an /
irrelevant man to her,/
then what’s my purpose?

Church can ask a lot/
of me, but The Savior can/
never ask too much.