Crushin’ On Your Deep Genius: Romantic IMprov Haiku

If I text you that/
I have a crush on your deep [OR hot]/
genius, does that work?

Enjoying Guilty Thoughts: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Feeling guilty for/
thinking, not doing something/
you shouldn’t? Progress!

Feeling guilty for/
thinking, not doing, something/
you shouldn’t? Progress!

It’s ironic how/
the song “Under Pressure” makes/
me feel much less so.

I thought I had a/
worthless job ’til I met a/
guy who swept a lot.
OR

I thought I had a/
meaningless job ’til I met/
a guy who swept lots.

Just because you don’t/
know how doesn’t mean you can’t/
learn how to do it.

It’s said that if you/
take a plant from its source of/
energy, it dies.

Visible butt cracks/
on plumbers or Hog riders /
are not attractive.

Why does Utah have/
more zombie apocalypse/
billboards than elsewhere?

She won’t believe ’til/
I wrap her up so much there’s/
no other options.