What My Kids Say Post Haircut: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

My new haircut makes/
me look classy, like the old/
“Storage Wars” Jag dude.

How Am I Really? Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

If you dismiss me/
so quickly, what does that say/
about me really?

What if I fight for/
something I believe in just/
as hard as you do?

It’s difficult when/
you have to pay for mistakes/
that others have made.

I wonder if you/
drew me in just to set me/
up and then spurn me.

I do not care if/
you think I’m busy. I’d still/
like to hear from you.

I’ve always liked the
story of the Little Red
Hen. You don’t get me.

I awakened her/
feelings of passion and we/
didn’t even kiss.

I’m glad I’ve been the/
means for so many to have/
good feelings again.

Can someone who/
did not struggle with you/
to gain the mountaintop even understand
the triumph so grand?
Should they share the view?

Should someone who
didn’t struggle with you
to the mountaintop
share the view?
Or should they stop?