White Shirt And Tie Guy: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’ve become a white/
shirt and tie guy. Does that mean/
no topless dancing?

When My Muse Dies: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Miss(ed) Muse: How does it/
feel to know you (Di)ed and left,/
Leaving me alone?

Let me find a girl/
Who’s not afraid to wear a/
Rabbit bike helmet.

The smallest flicker/
of belief can help us through/
tough times ’til we blaze.

Do I substitute /
my Facebook friends for having/
real relationships?

Unexpected joy/
filled me as a survivor/
played organ again.

Her scathing rebuke/
caused me to kneel as fast as/
Scripture ever did.

In near tears, I beg/
For forgiveness for being/
So focused on me.

As we recognize/
God’s hand in all things, the more/
divine we can see*.
OR
*we experience

The mother of my/
children will benefit from/
prayers … and casseroles.